{"id":111,"date":"2018-06-22T08:29:28","date_gmt":"2018-06-22T06:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.ruckie.cz\/?p=111"},"modified":"2018-10-31T10:45:48","modified_gmt":"2018-10-31T09:45:48","slug":"bezbolestne-sebevrazdy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ruckie.cz\/index.php\/2018\/06\/22\/bezbolestne-sebevrazdy\/","title":{"rendered":"Bezbolestn\u00e9 sebevra\u017edy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00a0prvn\u00ed \u0159ad\u011b je nutno se zamyslet, \u017ee sebevra\u017eda je hloup\u00fd, slabomysln\u00fd a hodn\u011b uboh\u00fd zp\u016fsob \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed probl\u00e9m\u016f a kompletn\u00ed selh\u00e1n\u00ed \u017eivota. To tak na \u00favod, ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b \u010dlov\u011bka, kter\u00fd je rozhodnut\u00fd a bere situaci, jako ztracenou jsem tady sepsal p\u00e1r podle m\u011b \u201eide\u00e1ln\u00edch\u201c sebevra\u017ed. Je pozoruhodn\u00e9, jak moc jsou tato kl\u00ed\u010dov\u00e1 slova vyhled\u00e1v\u00e1na. Co jsem pro\u010d\u00edtal, tak na spoust\u011b blog\u016f jsou zp\u016fsoby, kter\u00e9 mohou b\u00fdt teoreticky bolestiv\u00e9 a vysok\u00e1 \u0161ance na p\u0159e\u017eit\u00ed a p\u0159e\u017e\u00edt p\u00e1d z\u00a05 metr\u016f, kdy se v\u00e1m zlom\u00ed ob\u011b nohy ur\u010dit\u011b nen\u00ed nic p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9ho. Proto jsem se sna\u017eil vybrat co nejm\u00e9n\u011b bolestiv\u00e9 a nej\u00fa\u010dinn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zp\u016fsoby. Ale opravdu si rad\u0161i o tom s\u00a0n\u011bk\u00fdm popov\u00eddejte, klidn\u011b se mnou kamkoliv do osobn\u00ed zpr\u00e1vy a popov\u00edd\u00e1me si o va\u0161em probl\u00e9mu! Tak te\u010f k\u00a0t\u00e9matu:<\/p>\n<p>1. <strong>S\u00a0pomoc\u00ed druh\u00e9 osoby<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pokud je n\u011bkdo, kdo by byl ochoten v\u00e1m s\u00a0t\u00edm pomoci, tak mu \u0159ekn\u011bte, vezm\u011bte si silnou d\u00e1vku opi\u00e1t\u016f, nebo jak\u00fdchkoliv anestetik a nechte se zab\u00edt. Je jedno jak, proto\u017ee budete dostate\u010dn\u011b utlumeni, abyste cokoliv c\u00edtili a tak \u0161ance na p\u0159e\u017eit\u00ed bude z\u00e1le\u017eet a typu vra\u017edy, ale pokud v\u00e1s osoba nepodvede tak bude nulov\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>2. <strong>Udu\u0161en\u00ed spojen\u00e9 s\u00a0p\u0159ed\u00e1vkov\u00e1n\u00edm<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Udu\u0161en\u00ed jako takov\u00e9 je ur\u010dit\u011b hodn\u011b nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 a mysl\u00edm si, \u017ee doba neokysli\u010den\u00ed va\u0161\u00ed ob\u011bhov\u00e9 soustavy trv\u00e1 celkem dlouho a ur\u010dit\u011b to nen\u00ed to, co chcete za\u017e\u00edt. Proto je lep\u0161\u00ed se p\u0159ed\u00e1vkovat pr\u00e1\u0161kama na span\u00ed a pojistit si to igelitov\u00fdm pytl\u00edkem v\u00a0dob\u011b kdy budete c\u00edtit stav cesty do bezv\u011bdom\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>3. <strong>Klasick\u00fd typ s\u00a0om\u00e1men\u00edm drogami<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>V\u0161ichni zn\u00e1me ob\u011b\u0161en\u00ed, zast\u0159elen\u00ed, pod\u0159ez\u00e1n\u00ed a spoustu t\u011bchto nejzn\u00e1m\u011bj\u0161\u00edch a nejhloup\u011bj\u0161\u00edch zp\u016fsob\u016f, u v\u0161ech je celkem vysok\u00e1 \u0161ance, \u017ee bu\u010f p\u0159e\u017eijete, nebo \u017ee v\u00e1s n\u011bkdo zachr\u00e1n\u00ed. Ale pokud si n\u011bco z\u00a0toho vyberete, tak byste si m\u011bli utlumit v\u011bdom\u00ed n\u011bjakou drogou. Bu\u010f op\u011bt n\u011bjak\u00fdmi opi\u00e1ty, ale pokud s\u00a0t\u00edm neum\u00edte, tak byste se mohli do\u010dasn\u011b paralyzovat, co\u017e by v\u00e1m mohlo zni\u010dit pl\u00e1n. Pak m\u016f\u017eete zkusit LSD, to v\u00e1m zkresl\u00ed realitu a ani si nev\u0161imnete, \u017ee u\u017e tu nejste. V\u00a0posledn\u00ed \u0159ad\u011b tam m\u016f\u017eete hodit n\u011bco s\u00a0obsahem THC a mo\u017en\u00e1 to bude i celkem sranda.<\/p>\n<p>4. <strong> Klasick\u00e9 zp\u016fsoby<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jestli u\u017e nem\u00e1te n\u00e1ladu ani prom\u00fd\u0161let svoji sebevra\u017edu a chcete to prost\u011b ukon\u010dit tak to zkus\u00edm n\u011bjak ide\u00e1ln\u011b se\u0159adit z\u00a0tradi\u010dn\u00edch zp\u016fsob\u016f.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Skok z\u00a0v\u00fd\u0161ky <\/strong>\u2013 Ide\u00e1ln\u011b z\u00a010m + a zkuste se dopadnout na hlavu prost\u011b jako \u0161ipku a s\u00a0rukama pod\u00e9l t\u011bla. To by m\u011blo b\u00fdt hodn\u011b rychl\u00e9 a deformace by v\u00e1s zabila a\u0165 u\u017e zlomen\u00edm vazu nebo fat\u00e1ln\u00ed deformac\u00ed hlavy. Ani by to za tu chv\u00edli nemuselo bolet, ale t\u011b\u017eko \u0159\u00edct.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>P\u0159ejet\u00ed vlakem <\/strong>\u2013 Celkem obl\u00edben\u00fd zp\u016fsob na rychlou smrt, av\u0161ak je to krajn\u011b sobeck\u00e9 zastavovat dopravu a znep\u0159\u00edstup\u0148ovat cestu lidem, kte\u0159\u00ed pot\u0159ebuj\u00ed do pr\u00e1ce. (Volte v\u00edkendy (vtip))<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Zast\u0159elen\u00ed <\/strong>\u2013 Jako ne \u017ee by to trvalo dlouho, ale mohli by. \u0160ance, \u017ee se v\u00e1m to nepovede je celkem vysok\u00e1. B\u00fdt v\u00e1mi tak si to pojist\u00edm n\u011bjak\u00fdm plynem napln\u011bnou m\u00edstnost\u00ed. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b stejn\u011b jen tak nese\u017eenete zbra\u0148, tak\u017ee tenhle typ bych asi moc neaplikoval.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tak v\u00edce kvalitn\u00edch a ide\u00e1ln\u011b bezbolestn\u00fdch sebevra\u017ed m\u011b nenapad\u00e1. Hlavn\u011b nesm\u00edte upoutat pozornost, proto\u017ee jestli chcete b\u00fdt st\u0159edem pozornosti tak se to v****e a jd\u011bte rad\u0161i ud\u011blat vir\u00e1ln\u00ed video, kde se ztrapn\u00edte do konce \u017eivota. P\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1m t\u00edmto blogem nikoho nepodn\u011bcuji k\u00a0sebevra\u017ed\u011b, jen p\u00ed\u0161u mo\u017en\u00e9 volby.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-113\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ruckie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/25af0516362765.562aa9000ed9a-300x214.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ruckie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/25af0516362765.562aa9000ed9a-300x214.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.ruckie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/25af0516362765.562aa9000ed9a-768x547.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.ruckie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/25af0516362765.562aa9000ed9a.jpg 930w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00a0prvn\u00ed \u0159ad\u011b je nutno se zamyslet, \u017ee sebevra\u017eda je hloup\u00fd, slabomysln\u00fd a hodn\u011b uboh\u00fd zp\u016fsob \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed probl\u00e9m\u016f a kompletn\u00ed selh\u00e1n\u00ed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":112,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.2 - 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